Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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