dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
seriously i just wanna be friends
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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