Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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