i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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