He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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