perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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