I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
17 year olds will be the death of me.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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