So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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