are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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