I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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