Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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