dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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