it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
