so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
