in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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