That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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