sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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