My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Randomize
