That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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