Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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