Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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