So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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