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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize
