I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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