you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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