The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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