Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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