Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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