My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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