Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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