so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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