I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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