love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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