real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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