I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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