Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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