That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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