i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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