He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
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its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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