that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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