But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Found the puke drawer
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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