Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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