Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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