Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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