pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i came on her dog
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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