this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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