beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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