mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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