Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
