I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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