"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Randomize
