he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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