LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Randomize
