if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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