Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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