Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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