If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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